am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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