I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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