Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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