ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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