Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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