I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
