He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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