Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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