quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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