so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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