I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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