Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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