Porn is love you can see.
I bet he comes in French.
i just had sex bonerless
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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