i just wanna soil my oats bro
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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