Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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