Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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