sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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