She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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