We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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