So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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