Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
