...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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