So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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