hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
