Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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