I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
now i know why i became what i already was.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
