whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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