just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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