Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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