I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
