So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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