You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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