Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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