i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
and she was petting her beer can
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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