Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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