If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Randomize
