You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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