My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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