now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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