If i come over, it means nothing
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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