looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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