And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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