Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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