I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just had sex on a roof
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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