And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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