Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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