Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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