yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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