Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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