I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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