its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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