So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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