This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
