i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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