I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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