OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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