i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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